Funny Kiss Day Sms & Quotes | Happy Kiss Day Jokes

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Funny Kiss Day Sms & Quotes | Happy Kiss Day Jokes for Friends

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Short Funny Kiss Day Quotes and Sayings for Whatsapp Status


1) I cant taste my lips, could you do it for me.

2) Is not a kiss the very autograph of love? ~Henry Finck

3) Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout.

4) People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. ~Bob Hope

5) A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. ~Billie Holiday

6) I didn’t like to kiss babies, though I didn’t mind kissing their mothers.~Pierre Elliott

7) A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

8) The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss. ~~Jarod Kintz

9) Always remember this: ‘A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses’.

10) Always remember this : A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses

11) If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. ~Thomas Carlyle

12) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~Ingrid Bergman

13) A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know.



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Cute Funny Kiss Day Sms for Kiss Day Wishes Messages


1) Funny Kiss Day Sms in English

Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;


2) Funny Kiss Day Sms for Friends

Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga


3) Happy Kiss Day Funny Sms in Hindi

Dabbe me Dabba,
Dabbe me cake..
Jo ladki mujhse Kiss karegi,
Woh hogi lakho mien ek
Happy Kiss Day


4) Funny Kiss Day Sms for Boyfriend & Girlfriend

After a deep passionate kiss
Girl whispered to the boy
Kiss me 1nc more like that
I will be urs forever
Thanks for the warning!!!


5) Happy Kiss Day Jokes

The reason why most of the men
prefer to KISS women‚Äôs lips…
That’s the best & probably the
only way to shut a women’s mouth
for at least some seconds…


6) Hilarious Kiss Day Messages

What Is A Kiss?
In View Of

“Kiss Is The Shortest Distance
Between 2 Lips!..

“Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY….!!

“Kiss Is The Process Of Charging
A Human Body…!!

“Like A LAN, In Which 2 Bodies R
Connected Without Any DATA CABLE!…:-)


7) Funny Kiss Day Jokes in Hindi

Modern Shayari Arz hai..

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

Wah Wah

Pink lips are the girls beauty,

And Kissing them is the Boys duty..


8) Funny Kiss Day Shayari in Hindi

Hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de,
Jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
Kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki,
Hum chum-chum ke he hoth lal kar de.


9) Happy Kiss Day Funny Jokes

Dear customer!
UR kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get some1 and recharge ur balance now!
U have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug,
& will be expired on Valentine’s Day in 2017.